Day N' Night

Leah
15
New York

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via balconyscene)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

(via damnyourehellacute)

straight couple:*make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple:*grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple:*are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple:*holds hands in public*
straight people:that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

ladycopsohot:

effington:

spooksthebun:

it’s been like six years and I still don’t think i’ve seen an internet video that pays off better than this

truly the epitome of everything

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(via allons-yalexa)

artmesohard:

Just Illustrations, created by Polish artist Pawel Kuczynski were created to make viewers question and draw awareness to the thing they see in their every day lives., ranging from subjects to do with social media, politics and poverty. 

(Source: pawelkuczynski.com, via jailor)

justan0therboy:

Missing someone doesn’t have to be about being apart for a while, sometimes it’s wishing they could be there with you but knowing that they can’t be

(via youremyserenity)

lovcless:

breadmaakesyoufat:

this scene is the reason i breathe

^the url 

(Source: rosemaryconnelly, via asian)

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

(via mycrown-mykingdom)

shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

(via clingingtoaplasticduck)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: gothskater, via pretty-lil-nerd)

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